Look, I don't fucking care what the plot of Ong Bak 2 is and neither should you. All you need to know is that fight master extraordinaire Tony Jaa is making his directorial debut with a tenuously connected sequel to the film that made him big all over the world.
THINGS YOU CAN EXPECT IN ONG BAK 2:
- Tony Jaa cutting off a dude's head with a sword.
- Tony Jaa hopping on elephants.
- Tony Jaa hitting people accompanied by that awesome bone-crunching sound.
- Tony Jaa impregnating a young woman by kicking her in the face with his dick*
* one of these is made up.
Here's the trailer:
And, because I know you can't get enough of people getting kicked, here's a trailer for a film puzzingly titled Chocolate from the guy who directed the first Ong Bak/. In point of fact, it's just like Ong Bak, only with a chick, which actually makes it potentially awesomer than Ong Bak.
Time will tell.
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