Porn Star Vs Indie Songstress: Oi! Oi! Oi!

So, anyone who knows me knows I love English chicks. Maybe it's something about shoddy dental work and an accent that does it for me. This week, we've got two blonde brits who I only chose because they sort of look alike.

ALICIA RHODES VS DUFFY



ALICIA RHODES

I rhink I first saw Ms. Rhodes in a film called "Black In The Saddle" where she did a boy-girl anal scene with Sean Michaels so intense it made MY asshole hurt. What was impressive is that she took it all in stride, claiming she'd been down with the brown eye since she was a "little girl," a quote I'd rather not read too much into.



She's got a lot going for her: natural DD tits, a nice ass, a strange resemblance to former Doctor Who companion Billie Piper. Alicia benefits from what alot of English people do when it comes to talent: she seems a lot smarter and engaging than she probably is. She made a scene in Big Sausage Pizza look actorly, for God's sake. The girl's got skills.



If you want to really understand the force that is Alicia Rhodes, I strongly suggest you do one of two things:

1) do a google image search on "alicia rhodes" and "interracial." You'll be treated to hundreds of candid shots where a nude Alicia is covered in more chocolate than an easter bunny.



2) seek out her girl-girl-boy three way with amazon Egypt and Lexington Steele. Adjectives guaranteed to fail.




DUFFY

I guess she's not that "indie." VH1 does that to street cred. However, she does have a nice voice (she's no Winehouse, but who is?) and she's cute. There isn't a great deal separating her from other newer English soul singers like Estelle, or Adele or even Joss Stone, other than the relentlessly catchy single "Mercy" which I loved even before she did the remix with The Game, but could not get rid of after said remix.



Also, she apparently knows We Are Scientists, which is cool.



Estelle had, in some bullshit interview, backhandedly criticized Duffy for not being a "real" soul artist, but coming from someone who had to fish across the pond and get Kanye and Sa-Ra to help her get radio-play, I don't think she's got oodles of room to talk. Further endearing me to her, Duffy took the swipe well and is as sweet as she looks (or at least has smart PR people.)



Her particular brand of music isn't really soul music anyway. It's dance music with a little more substance, something the world could always do with more of to begin with.

WINNER: It all boils down to whether you want to dance or jerk off.

Duffy f. The Game - Mercy (remix)