First up: ANNA ROSE VS. BETH DITTO (big girl throwdown)
ANNA ROSE
Anna's a relative newbie in the porn game. She's only got a handful of scenes, and the best bets are the ones she did for BTRA (Big Tits Round Asses, shout out to Preston Parker!) She's cute, part German (I think) and has a very delicate, innocent, doe-eyed vibe in her work. She's stacked to death and looks like she should be haunting Marcello Mastroianni in a Fellini film. I'd Top 10 her without a second thought and that's saying alot as I can't voice a simple preferential opinion without hours of neurotic deliberation. Here's hoping she (along with her hot cheetah-print tramp stamp) makes it big.
BETH DITTO
It'd be a stretch to call Gossip frontwoman Beth Ditto "curvy" or "thick." That girl's just big. Now, I like a big girl. There's something very Botticelli-esque about a lovely looking, ample bosom. Beth Ditto, however, stretches this standard. For every semi-cute snapshot of Beth blowing a fan a kiss or belting out a tune on Letterman, there's an equally nauseating photo of her half-clothed and sweaty, screaming with mussed hair and smudged make-up. I know she's supposed to be this hipster-lesbian-big-girls-rule spokesperson type, but every time she poses naked on the cover of an English music mag or tries to flash a camera, she's knocking big chicks down on the totem pole.
On the plus side, The Gossip have some nice songs.
WINNER: ANNA ROSE
MOTHER'S DAY MAIN EVENT:
FRIDAY VS. NEKO CASE
FIRST UP: FRIDAY
Discounting Ava Devine or the occasional Eden scene, (Linda) Friday is easily the finest working Milf in porn. She's buxom, hot, and in demand, probably one of the best reasons to have a Bangbros or Brazzers pass. Her entire C.V. is filled with perfect scenes, from her chubbier amateur work to her inflatable fake tit MILF scenes even to her scarce but excellent interracial stuff. Friday's got a strength that a disturbing number of porn stars lack.
She genuinely looks like she's having fun.
Every girl plays the part of "I just like sex. I LOVE being on camera!" but it always looks forced and at times awkward or knowing. That sense that you're watching a work can kill a scene. Friday never has that problem. When they put her on MilfLessons at Bangbros, you very nearly buy the whole "we just found this hot mom who wanted to fuck" premise. She just makes fucking for film look enjoyable. Some people say the big "F" tattoo she has over her pussy stands for "fucking" but it really stands for "fun." She's like one of those dancing trampoline girls from The Man Show, only naked and taking lots of cock.
HER OPPONENT
NEKO CASE
So, yeah, if you want to be a twat about it, technically Neko Case isn't a milf, since she's not a mom, but she could be. She's starting to get that Tennessee Williams, woman-of-a-certain-age southerner thing going on, even if she is vaguely Canadian (born in VA, though, so represent.) When her last solo album, Fox Confessor Brings The Flood came out, I used to listen to it nightly. I literally couldn't sleep without it. Her voice is just so fucking relaxing.
Yeah, she's gorgeous, but I feel bad pointing that out when you consider how disgustingly fantastic her music is. Her voice is so clear and angelic, her songwriting rich with depth and texture. Her music turns my headphones into a Fleshlight for my ears. Plus, she was on Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
WINNER: NEKO CASE
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