REPPIN' PORNO-GRAF-IA
BRANDY TALORE
STATS:
HT: 5'2"
WT: 127lbs
DOB: 2-2-82
MEASUREMENTS: 36DDD-28-34
Brandy is the queen of big bust baby dolls. She's cute, soft-spoken, buxom like a motherfucker, and yet she still manages to imbue her scenes with a voracity uncommon in the typical ice-queen, barely legal cheerleader-type porn gal.
The first five minutes of a Brandy Talore scene are always played very coy, like she has no idea she's the cover-girl for a gonzo flick. Just when you're about to go "fuck it, there's bigger titties out there" she gets down to business and glues your cock to your hand for the rest of the scene.
She's like a porno version of Audrey Hepburn. Can she be stopped?
HER OPPONENT
SOKO
STATS:
Does it really matter? Look at her.
Soko was born Stephanie Sokolinski. She was born in Bordeaux but she's Polish. She's also an actress. I've never seen any of her films, nor do I plan to in the immediate future, but I heard this song of hers:
I spent the next three hours on hold with a junior exec in charge of programming at VH1. The only reason she's not the next "You Oughta Know" artist is because said junior exec decided he no longer accepted blowjobs as a form of payola grease.
Just look at that girl: surly, removed, sure of herself, but vulnerable. That's the kind of girl you woo for months to no avail until you get sloshed on Jim Beam and Red Bull and fuck her best friend, only to discover she's written a hit song about the kind of prick you are. Or, more to the point, the kind of girl I melt for.
If only she had an understated violent streak!
Really? Thanks France. I'll officially stop making fun of you for needing our help back in dubya-dubya-two.
WINNER: Soko...she is none other.
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