Overheard At Wendy's

Two friends sit across from one another, a tray of food between them.

DOM: Dude, you know what's weirdly cute?
JIMMA: Nah.
DOM: Girls that say "hambugger." You know, like they're fucking eleven or some shit. Like, "can I have a 'hambugger'?"
JIMMA: Okay...
DOM: It's so fucking cute. I mean, it's annoying as all get out, but it's cute. It's like, there's a fucking R in there, you know? It's a fairly important R. It's the most important R since Kelly.

Beat.

JIMMA: Wow.
DOM: C'mon, I like that one.
JIMMA: So, do you want to use a lifeline? Maybe poll the audience...see how much of a dumbass you are?
DOM: I'll use the 50/50.
JIMMA: Yeah, take two of those answers away. Yep, still an asshole.

A cute couple stumbles by.

DOM: (low tones) Excuse me, sir? I'd like to fuck your girlfriend.
JIMMA: Huh, my--

He turns around.

JIMMA: Oh, I see what you're doing there.