In a World...

There are very few things you need to know about a person that you can't superficially guesstimate from the things they choose to like. Good people are concerned with your actions, your motivations, your intentions and the way you treat your fellow man. Other people, like me, would rather make up things about you based on how you felt about the latest Gnarls Barkley single. So, we could start this thing off talking about my upbringing, my beliefs, or the easter basket of social malaise that was my adolescence, or we can do this the right way.

I hate adult contemporary radio. I love vh1. My favorite Legionnaire is, was and always will be Rokk Krinn, aka Cosmic Boy. Law & Order rules, both as a semi-decent crime fiction series and as pop cultural juggernaut. If you were to put Bruce Willis into a film about eating dead babies, I would watch it three times in theaters and buy the special edition DVD. Also, I love cupcakes. Life is a basketball.